Have a cold winter, dear gamers, gaming news is with you, which means the most scandalous and controversial project. We are starting our first broadcast, and from now on, episodes will be released strictly when possible. No unnecessary words, everything is completely irrelevant.
Briefly about the main thing:
• Ubisoft tirelessly spits in the faces of pekagamers.
• Steam discounts are over, but the money remains.
• Special section – “review from a Bad Reviewer”
• Section “Forecast from the Unlike Brothers”
And now in more detail:
More recently, Ubisoft was tearing its throat and trying to prove that the PC platform is an endangered species for launching the company’s products, that it has no future, and in general, Ubisoft will stop making any moves towards this platform. Ubisoft said – Ubisoft almost did. The cunning people took a desperate step and decided: “Let’s promise and not keep.”. No sooner said than done. First, Assassin Creed 3 was under threat and might not have been released at all. The guys came to their senses and released. Released barely, with delays and incomprehensible distributions. And again our friends-to-burn-them-in-flames screwed up with Far Cry 3. Either the keys were not given to everyone, or the activation went through the mouth of Mount Doom, or the Russian voice acting promised “to be or not to be” (although this is not the fault of the developer company, but of our localizers, but they already have a lot of dirt poured on them). In general, it turned out to be a happy end, but the aftertaste remained. We give the floor to the representative of Ubisoft, Sam Fisher.
-Sam, they say you had a https://chatmagbingocasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ close relationship with Ubisoft. How would you deal with its representatives??
Secret Agent Sam Fisher:
Thanks Sam, let’s move on to the next news.
Gabe. The name of this man makes all trilogies tremble with horror. Just recently, Steam held its Fall Sale, where we saw amazing, same discounts as last time. According to a survey that we conducted following comments in contact, it turned out that schoolchildren and other forms of life are no longer stocked with games as before. It turns out that everything has already been bought up, and in light of the released “blockbusters” such as AC3 and Hitman absolution, the money quickly ran out. It is worth noting an “important” phenomenon: on some weekend a record was registered – there were about 6 million players on Steam at the same time (sort of). What does our resident expert Gordon Freeman think about this?? Gordon over to you.
-Thanks Gordon, I completely agree with you. Let’s move on.
Games everyone, I’m a bad reviewer and this is a bad review.
Today, or maybe not (!), you will read my review of an amazing game. It went almost unnoticed by most gamers, as they were distracted by all sorts of nonsense that came out in October/November. Long live Butthurt! This game makes you forget about couples and removes at least a couple of hours of your life from the space-time continuum. You want to return to this world again and again, replaying each time, a scenario completely different from previous playthroughs. I’m not afraid of this word – HIT! A hit for those who don’t like to strain at all, but only drool into a plate of borscht after a day at school. So, I forgive you to love and adore
Let’s go in order.
Plot and Gameplay
Incomparable. You have a bison, you have a ring, you have an opponent. All control can be done with JUST ONE MOUSE! Isn’t this a miracle??! You have a kind of speedometer to determine the strength and height of your character’s flight above ground level. If you’re lucky, you’ll crash into your opponent and fly at breakneck speed into the midst of the jelly bears. Your task is to break through all the doors on the way with your muscular and hairy body and take your… you should play this to find out the unexpected plot twist. This is amazing. There is also leveling up here, no worse than in gay Skyrim. Yes yes yes, hurry up! And now a special offer for torrent pirates. This game is completely FREE! We spit in the face of everyone who puts the price of games above 100 rubles and play this magnificent thing. Amen.
Graphon
A cute cartoon graphic will make your eyes narrow with pleasure.
Sound
You don’t need it during a lecture or in the middle of a lesson, but it is present. If you don’t have any special musical preferences, you’ll like it.
Assessment of the Russian unrecognized press
7/10
Magazine "Potapych": Terribly breathtaking.
PeKaRulit Magazine:You won’t find a better buffalo flight simulator
